December 2010
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Owl sweater patterns
downlo:
The pattern can be purchased for 3.50 GBP ($5.42). Here’s a post by the creator of the adult version:
I also found an adorable child-sized version:
I’ve never knit a whole sweater before but this pattern is tempting me to give it a try.
I have 'Soft Kitty' in my head - and if you watch...
thehockeyway:
I LEGIT SANG THIS EARLIER TO MY FRIEND WHEN SHE TRIED TO GET SOMETHING ELSE STUCK IN MY HEAD. Weird.
Ha! I sang Soft Kitty to my husband today!
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Then I went to the store...
Really. I should have known.
After the rambling old woman ran me down with her cart, the Safeway clerk impatiently pushed past me nearly knocking me into a guy with a fresh cup of Starbucks, I witnessed a man unbuckle his belt, unbutton and unzip his pants, tuck in his t-shirt and then re-button buckle and zip.
“Ohforfucksake…” I may have said too loudly.
What the hell?!
I...
I'm going back to bed...
(I guess this mood all really started last night when my husband and I had a spat about a Blizzard. Yes. The ice cream treat from Dairy Queen, not the weather.)
I woke up this morning with my nonexistent ovaries aching. I’m not sure how they can ache when they’ve been removed but nonetheless they hurt.
I decided I would get up, take advantage of the empty house and get some housework...
Think your breasts look weird? Think again. →
blackenedbutterfly:
This is what non-edited breasts look like. There’s an extensive gallery of user-submitted pictures of what the normal range of breasts actually look like (as opposed to the images of perfect breasts we see in the media).
Amazing. I love.
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I kept telling him he was cheating in the faceoffs and he was ignoring me.
– Adam Burish on Jonathan Toews (via jesse rogers’ twitter)
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On one-sided breakups. →
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