January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Five days in a row. On plan. I’m quite impressed with myself. Increased intake of whole foods and water. Decreased intake of sugar, caffeine and processed foods. I desperately want to buy an incline trainer for the fitness portion of this new healthy lifestyle…. hmmmm. We’ll see.
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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Rules of a Hawkey Fan
1. It is TOEWS (taves), not TOES. If you say it wrong, you will be eternally shunned.
2. Tazer is our captain, forever and always. He would look wrong wearing any other sweater.
3. Yes, Kaner is kind of a hot-headed, arrogant little bitch. But he is our hot-headed arrogant little bitch.
4. Hating on Corey Crawford is like hating on an adorable little three-year-old with big, fat cheeks. That's child abuse.
5. Viktor Stalberg is the fastest player in the league. Don't try to argue that.
6. You scream and yell and freak out during the anthem at the Madhouse. You are not only reppin' our team, but also our country.
7. When the other team is in the lead, after the initial shock is over, you don't continue to hate, you have faith that they can comeback and get it done.
8. Being a Canucks & a Blackhawks fan is like the biggest eternal sin you can commit. Yes, I do respect Vancouver. But I also always root for the other team.
9. You understand that when something about Coach Quennville is announced, the crowd is not boo-ing. They are QQQQQ-ing.
10. Andrew Shaw knows where the 2010 Stanley Cup-winning puck is. #shawfacts
11. There is no greater bromance than Kaner & Tazers'.
12. It is understood that Tazer has the best ass in all of North America.
13. Duncs & Seabs make up the best d-line in the league.
14. You believe & pray in a girl named Chelsea.
15. The world around you stops when the Hawks game is on. You get royally pissed off at anyone who tries to talk/make plans with you while you're watching it.
16. You can quote Eddie & Pats' famous lines. "BIG SAAAAVE!"
17. Seeing Niemi in a Sharks jersey makes you want to cry. Big, fat tears.
18. It is perfectly acceptable to replace "Let's go, Hawks!" with "Detroit sucks" when the Red Wings play at the Madhouse.
19. You want to gorge the eyeballs out of all the Detroit fans who boo the big Hoss when they play in their arena.
20. Baby Toews. Nuff said.
21. Patrick Sharp is the most beautiful man in Chicago.
22. Learn how to pronounce Hjalmarsson. Or be laughed at for a long time.
23. We stick together through thick & thin, because we all just have ONE GOAL.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 13th
Good thing he's cute...
Getting our mail. Mail for the previous resident in our box.  Wiley: What was the name of the lady that used to live here? Me: Betty Colkitt. Wiley: Oooooh. Like the baker? Me: No. That’s Betty Crocker. Wiley: Oh yeah. I’m thinking of Betty Crocket. Me: … Wiley: Wasn’t she, like, a fiction character or something? Me: No. I think you’re thinking of Davy...
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
It's that time...
I know I weigh more right now than I ever have. Which means when I was 9 months pregnant, I weighed less than right now. Ick. I don’t like it. Don’t misunderstand, I in no way have any ambitions of building a “bikini body” or wearing a size 4 or completing some stupid marathon. I just want to feel comfortable in my clothes. I know I feel better overall when I drink...
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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I love my dogs. Such intuitive, loving little creatures. Last night I was crying. Gladys poked her head out from under the couch (her favorite sleeping spot) and watched me briefly. She came over to me, jumped into my lap and snuggled me. She licked tears off my chin. It made me feel better. I wouldn’t trade my Gladys for anything.
Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 11th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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“Fuck anyone who thinks they can use their religion as an excuse for racism or...”
– Dan “Soupy” Campbell (via undeadlife) ummmm, yes.  so much yes.
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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I miss Lennie Briscoe
Always.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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I’m not prepared for this. I don’t know how to help my teenager. It has become abundantly clear that he needs something but I don’t know what. I don’t know who to ask for help. What I wouldn’t give to have diapers and sleepless nights back. This is SO hard. 
Nov 23rd
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“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every...”
– Riccardo Tisci (via colporteur)
Nov 19th
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Mildly interesting.
My mother said an odd thing to me the other day. She told me that sometimes she thinks she is a little bit clairvoyant. She said she didn’t know if that was the correct word but she said it really bothers her. To say I was surprised by her admission is a bit of an understatement. I was raised in a strict Christian home where such things were considered to be of the devil. Funny thing is, I...
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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